Were's Fucking Wally?

[gämmö]

Well atm I'm in Seoul Korea.

Very kool place.... I'm in love with every Korean girl I see... already married half a dozen times...

Not coming back!

No good beer anywere in sight and they make coffe like stronger then Borax......

Still looking for beer and big fat steaks...... mmmmm.. raw steaaakkkkkkk...... beeeeerrrr.......

THeir airport is like 2 in 1 mega huge joint, with glass every fucking were... really mordern and space age looking, very, very kool.......

Anyawas, still got another 13 hours to get to Madrid. So I gotta get my arse to a bar and down as much as possible, so i can put up with my kid all the way der... ffs.... drove me nuts so far, he wanted to fly the plane and when the steweerders told him, he can't, he kicked her... hard.... shit, she almost cried....

ffs, little cunt.....

I had to spend 30 minutes apologizing..... damm it, asked them for restraining suit.....

All good so far... she was cute, so I got to talk to her for ages.......

Gonna line up another set of legs for the next flight.......



K, keeps joos posted when ever I can see straight and manage basic cognitive functions............

[kAoS-Rage]

[kAoS-Hender]

flight attendant ---> <---ur son



hope u joined the mile high club on the next flight

[gämmö]

Well i bloody made it, having a fucking ball man... fook...

found 8.6% german beer at 15 cents a 500ml bottle.....

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man......... heaven.. IM HERE!!!!!!

Check this out dogs!!!!



Sick shit..... gotta lay off it, but it´s so cheap.. I feel like Homer Simpson, ffs...

Found stronger stuff, 12%, but it taste like swill.. sorta like Fosters or XXXX... no way Jose... gimme da good stufff......

This is were I´m staying......



I lived here when I was 5 years old for about 5 years, then went back to Australia.... then lived there agin for another 3 years when I was 18... It´s a bit different to what it was then, it´s my late Grandfathers house, wich my Uncle has fixed up a bit....

Way up in the misty mountains, freezing cold, devastating green everywere, it´s aching beuty lives with me everywere I go......







Here´s da view on a rare sunny day.......



FUCK I LOVE THIS PLACE!!!!!!!!!

Got heaps of pics, post more when I get a chance........

The hire Car we were told on the brouchere was a Peugot 407, but then, when I´m there, they tell me, there´s actually 5 models within the category I got, so they shafted me with a motherfucking FORD Focus!!!!!!

Fuck me, I come from Australia to Europe to drive one of the worts cars ever made.....

OMFG!!!! I´m surrounded by Audi´s, Mercs, VW, Peugots, Saabs, BMW´s....... and I´m, driving a fucking ford.....

I´m going for another case of that ¨strong¨ beer....



Jooo dogs... we gotta have oour next LAN, over here man..... just gotta.....

[kAoS-gades]

That's a real scenic place there, I love it. I'm kinda a fan of colder sort of weather too, so double yeah.

If it had 24mb broadband....

[kAoS-DANz]

what sorta ford focus is it? is it the xr5 version? the turbo xr5 is a quick lil thang

[kAoS-Rage]

nice place there gammo.

[kAoS-2k]

WOw nathing like beck home hey gammo?
Ps this beer looks yumy.

[kAoS-Hender]

mmm beeer

looks like the place is in a drought, lol

bring the rain back with ya mate

[gämmö]

yeah tis a nice place....
heaven actually, when you add a few Spanish beuties..... no doubt....

ikyhol is mega cheap... 8 bucks for Full size bottles of 100% Rusky vodka.... Barcadi Rum, Whisky, Bailies, etccc.. you fucking name it, it´s here and it´s about 65% to 75% cheaper then Oz....

Some things are the same price thou.. like Nutella, Sony stuff, etc.. anything owned by a multinational, is artificially price fixed, so they make the exact same money in any market they monopolise, mainly thanks to the open xploitaion of Chinesse labour.....

Best example is Windows Blista, here in Spain it´s saturated with MicroShit OS and EVERYSINGLE company that sells Pc´s, has jumped on board, meaning that everysingle NEW PC sold in Spain is stuffed full of blista turds.. at a staggering 500 euros a pop!!!!! (About 800 bucks)

Totally fucking insane, I been in about 8 different Major retailers and practically get thrown out, when I ask about my rights as to NOT want Blista with a new PC.

In other words, they don´t give a flying fuck, the Spanish govermement has sold out the spanish public by not restricting the OEM sales of Microshit... leaving them to run wild...

Unlike Germany & France, who mandate non Microsoft OEM OS in new Pc´s.... leaving it to the consumer to make the chooice of having Blista turds or Xp turds.... at least there´s a chooice...

In fact Microshit is so smug about it´s victory that it has only about 2% advertising budget for Spain.. why advertise, when your shit is mandated... lol

Anywya, like I give a flying fuck......

Having a ball so far.. getting pretty wasted thou, by the end of the night usally 4 in the am... I´m usually legless...

So many relatives and people to see nad drink with.... lol

keep e´m coming....

I´ll post agin soon....



PS: Danz.... who gives a rat´s arse w00t turbo it´s got in it, it´s a fucking ford.... enought said.......

[gämmö]

found sum potent Polish beer.... n sum cannabis beer... fuck it´s just awesome...

buying slabs for less then 15 bucks....

im not coming back..

fark joos...

[kAoS-Hender]

u'll come back, they ALWAYS come bak...

even tho its cheap - any goood? mmmm alcomohole

can not wait to pawn ur ass

[gämmö]

u ain´t pawing nutting... I prac everyday for 3 hour... in my head..... da beer makes is real easy.......


looky ere n c.......

Beer after my own heart.... Cannabis Beer... not very strong.. tasted a bit like bong water but without the tang..... was good... 3 out of 5....




My namesake.... JUDAS... da evil one...... fooking strong shit man... real strong.... only prob is, it tasted like farken shitzor.... worst faken Belgium beer in history... a fat 0 out of 5....

arrrrggggggg farken terrible beer... tasted like it smells... SHIT!!!!



Well i finally got to try sum wicked Polack beer... madafaker.. kicked my arse.... fark nice strong shit, with a real strong bitter aftertaste... note all the Proscuito & bread in the background.... had to keep eating to stay upright... got fucking hammered on this shit... 6 bottles.. 500ml each... 3 litres of Polish strongman beer... on da floor dudes... on da floor.... for less then 5 bucks.... I got half a slab....

4 out of 5... cause it wans´t repugnent enought to keep me away the next night.... diz iz one Polish tradition I like!!





soz... kunt resize... pc in diz cafe..sux donkey dick... fark... wasted...ffs...


I´m not coming back i tells joos...

[kAoS-2k]

Okocim is god beer. But not the best one .Looks like you got lot's to chosse not like in aus.

[gämmö]

ffs... so w00t´s da best Polack beer man... come on only got another week in heaven....