A jihad on bad rego.

[mike_utz]

Some of you may see me on UT2004 often.

Often you will see this:

"utZ: F**in rego..."
"utZ: wtf?"

And, rarely:

"utZ has left the server."

Tonight, poor hit registration crossed the line for me as I was defeated by exile, a former member of kaos.

The delete, end and home keys are no longer functional and the up arrow key was thrown somewhere behind the couch, I'm thankful WASD survived....

I have a burn on my thumb from holding a piece of paper and setting it on fire. My cd key was written on it. I also deleted UT2004 and the cd images.

Another example of a similar rage occurred as a result of poor hit registration on the gamespace servers. MeowMix (philbot) was having a bad day after his husband took his handbag which had his shade #255 lipstick in it. He was dodging swiftly around a corner when he instantly flashed back in front and took a LG through his left testicle.

This resulted in ~$250 worth of structural damage to his home.

Refer to photographic evidence :



He's got a large fist =/

I therefore conclude that there is enough evidence to suggest that gamespace servers do not register properly. I'm definitely not the only one to suffer from bad rego, but I speak on behalf of all you sufferers....

A JIHAD ON BAD REGO.

Lets all email these gamespace people politely asking that there be modifications to the server hardware/software to improve hit registration.

WHO'S IN?

And YES, I can aim.

Thank you.

Mike

[MeowMix]

LOL!!!!! .... man.. rego is F***ED.. i raged that game.. i won.. but i still raged..
u hit some one, and it does nothing= why bother..

for once UTz i agree with you .

[kAoS-jazz]

Aw, I'm sure exile still deserved the win though.  He's with PUre now!

There's sometimes rego problems, but quite frankly, I think it's pretty rare.  I think a lot of lag and missed shots get called "OMG REGO!" when they're actually not.  Isn't rego just another form of lag anyway? So if you play with a 90 ping it's just something that will happen now and then.

You rage on all servers, not just GS so it's probably more your connection than anything else.  There's other players with with 80+ ping who never complain about rego, not to mention those with 40-80.  

No harm in talking to GS I suppose.  As long as they don't make it worse.  Do they even have anyone who will answer your email?

I have taken the liberty of writing a draft for you to send:


Dear GaMeSpaces,

Hi its MIKE_UTZZZ here.  (probably one best UT playaz in world)

ZOMFG REZGOS, PLZ FIX

K thx

MiKe

[gämmö]

 ::haha::  ::haha::  Jazz u frk....

Ps:  Gamespace don't give a flying fuck. And if your NOT on their services (ISP) then they will prob send out a hitman to wax ya nutsack....

[kAoS-jazz]

Saw this the other day.  People probably thought I was a freak laughing at an energy bar.  But oh little do they know:

[kAoS-Wakko]

   ::haha::  :imgonnasmackjoo::

[kAoS-gades]

Sif, you can talk.

I punched (pounded) a hole in my wall once. Almost got arrested the next. Both involved my flatmate (the cause of both actually).

[kAoS-Hender]

this thread rocks  ::haha::  ::haha::  ::haha::

[kAoS-jazz]

A screenshot from our latest game:

[kAoS-jazz]

And a webcam shot of Mike: