Posted: 14 Jan 2004 01:47
Rofl lifted this list off the Atari forums some funny shite 
SIGNS THAT U MAY WELL PLAY UT a little TOOO MUCH! -
001:you think any can/container is a exceptical as potty as you dont have to leve your computer
002:You canceled you wedding to install your new hardware just so you can play the new UT2004 on you wedding night.
003:Your right/left hands cramped when you go to work.
004: you try to double jump
005: wen you see people you dont like, you imagine what the headshot would look like
006: You build a leather recliner around a toilet with working plumbing.
007: You feel like moving your mouse to steer when you get inside a vehicle
008: You have a tendency when nobody is around to get into the Ued3 to look at the saphire characters secret spot.
009: If you injure yourself somehow, nothing major, you look for a floating blue vial
010: You strafe and dodge everywhere you go to get there faster and avoid getting shot
011: You could swear that you noticed a bit of lag when you're walking back to your car.
012: You pass by some buildings and think, "They should break up that bsp with some static meshes." I've done that.
013: When playing basketball, you try to jump through the hoop with the ball to score more points.
014: You try to telefrag someone with a frisbee.
015: you try to run off a cliff while crouching, believing that you cant.
016: You see a reflection in, say, a window and say, "Nice cubemap!"
017: you try to ion blast a group of people with a laser pointer
018: You're walking through a grassy field on a sunny day and you try to work out how to turn off foliage and coronas to improve visibility and FPS
019: You push someone down the stairs to see the karma death
020: You install your windshield wipers on the side of your car. Hopefully, the wipers can cut through stuff.
021: Your hear/make random Unreal Releated sounds throught your day.
022: You tend to try and find the button in your car which fires Huge laser beams at oncoming traffic.
023: You try to perform physical taunts.
024: You tell your boss your ill so that you can play ut2004 some more.
025: you get in bed with your wife/misses and shout you whore.
026: You watch video footage of yourself taking a hard fall on your bike and admire the "karma death"
026: You keep walking up to work associates and constantly keep telling them "GG!".
027: If you see someone's handkerchief you quickly grab it and scream at the top of your lungs, "I've got the flag!!!!" Then start running in the opposite direction.
028: You look at someone in the distance and swear the scale is ****ed
029: When planning a new room out in your house, you make and design it in UED first
030: You've left your girlfriends early to play clan games
031: If you work in a games shop - you make sure that every unreal game, or unreal engine based games is always at the front of the shelfs.
032: Your torch battery's run out and you start to ***** about dynamic lighting
033: you have the urge to paint that green bubble texture on your walls
034: When you decide to draw CHIBI UT CHARACTERS!!1~eleven
035: You complain when you don't get 7 points for a slam dunk in basketball practice
036: You run around swatting flies, bugs, small lizards etc adding up your score while shouting that the next wave has Warlords
037: You constantly listen for footsteps and keep an eye on the clock. Every 55 seconds you go insanely wild and start shouting, "Where is teh 100A FFS!!!"
038: You lead an action to ban sales of Jell-o, arguing it's too overpowered and unbalanced.
039: When you read things you can hear the unreal announcer saying it in your head
040: You do the pelvic thrust when you score a point in ping pong.
041: You refer to victory in a game of chess as a "monster kill".
042: You tell your friends that you can hook them up with some hot chick called Sapphire.
043: You paint your vitamin pills into a Orange and white colour, then exclaim to everyone, "OMFG Look! I have ADDRRRRRRRRRRRENALLINE!!!". You then injest the tablet and hop back twice then forward twice and shout "Booster". You fanatically claim to your friends that you are healing yourself.
044: when playing real sports, and sucking at it, call them all l4m3r5, and tell them you would pwn them in 5 mins of Unreal tournament 2003.
045: (For the disturbed) You wake up, jump in the car and immediately run the first pedestrian over. You then start screaming "ROOOOAAAAAADKILLLLL!!!"
046: you carve the unreal logo into a desk at school with a carving tool
047: When on elevators you jump just before the elevator stops on its way up to get that "needed boost"
048: Trying to shield jump with a pogo stick
049: You imagine ways to get to the top of buildings in your city without the Translocater using the boost dodge and shield jump (with your pogo stick of course)
050: When you trip and fall down you blame it on the LAG.
051: Hocking snot at people has become a habit for you, upon a hit you yell out "BIOLOB!"
052: You become oddly paranoid about spawncampers during thunderstorms
052: start doodling randomly in class (or work) and have that doodle turn into a player model.
053: having l33tsp34k become more of your everyday language.
054: You tend to post threads like this one
055: when playing other games, when you hit someone in the head, yell out headshot like the announcer
056: You start using the word "own" or "ownage" in every day situations
057: walking through a crowded hallway and think how quickly this place would
clear up if you just hit a nice shock combo right in the center....
058: Using the words Roger, Affirmative and Got it instead of Yes.
059: You call american football Bombing Run
060: I quit playing pictionary because it was alot of spam and nothing else. I swear people just blurt out whatever they can! Sheer spammage!
061: you complain how guns in real life arent "balanced"
062: when you see someone running around in circles you look for the "rebuild paths" option
063: you jump into moving traffic to see your karma enhanced body get smeared
on a windshield and then complain about the lack of gibs
064: you rob a bank then while backing out of the door you frantically search for your shield gun
065: during an intimate moment with your GF you yell out "HEADSHOT!!!"
066: think about whether or not your house would be a good map to play in.
067: When your outside, you look at the lighting, shadows, fog and other ambiance.
068: At work, you try and get the game to work on a PC thats got lower requirements than UT.
069: use ut2003 map names in every day speach.
070: make coments about over use of shaders in real life
071: think about what starbucks would look like as a ut2003 map
072: explain how cel-shading is accomplished
073: random outbursts of ut2003 taunts/announcements
074: play games of ut2003 in your brain
075: Whenever anyone asks you about a due date, deadline, or any other
appointment, your reply is always the same: "Two weeks."
076: You pimp ut2004 while playing other videogames
077: Can't play games at home due to satelite, and since the college you go to has a policy against isntalling software, you burn the Unreal Tournament game directory to a CD so you can play it from CD at the school.
078: You buy a DVD-RW drive so you can do this with UT2003 as well.
079: Policy, shmolicy
080: Refer to 013.
081: You tend to let your game persona get the better of you in the real world. "Hi, dude!"..."OMFG Hi2u!!LOLOLOL NEWBI3!"
082: when watching movies (like the matrix) start yelled at people to PM the admin because of the effing h4xx0rs
083: When EVERYTHING you see during the day gets broken down into "how would i model that in max?" or "that would make a good map!"
084: You look around at nature and awe at how good the anti-aliasing is.
085: You wonder what resolution the world runs in
086: When you lose at any sports, you think about what hacks the opposing player(s) must be using.
087: You actually read all of this thread.
088: When bored, you imagine capture the flag matches happenning in your surroundings and analyze the poor map design.
089: you're really worried that "this circle-strafing is all too obvious" when walking around the cristmas-tree.
090: You dont laugh anymore but you will say LOL
091: You think "progamers" aren't nerds.
092: you start threads like this every once in a while ...
093: you find that you can fill them quite easily on your own ...
094: you start answering threads like these with at least one suggestion per post ...
095: you wonder
what politicians do to avoid chatspam ...
096: You copied this thread onto about 4 other forums
097: When walking along the street your looking for place to boost dodge
098: When walking around your looking for places where people may be hiding with an LG
099: You walk into walls/grids because there may be a 100 shield behind it
100: Youve played UT....
SIGNS THAT U MAY WELL PLAY UT a little TOOO MUCH! -
001:you think any can/container is a exceptical as potty as you dont have to leve your computer
002:You canceled you wedding to install your new hardware just so you can play the new UT2004 on you wedding night.
003:Your right/left hands cramped when you go to work.
004: you try to double jump
005: wen you see people you dont like, you imagine what the headshot would look like
006: You build a leather recliner around a toilet with working plumbing.
007: You feel like moving your mouse to steer when you get inside a vehicle
008: You have a tendency when nobody is around to get into the Ued3 to look at the saphire characters secret spot.
009: If you injure yourself somehow, nothing major, you look for a floating blue vial
010: You strafe and dodge everywhere you go to get there faster and avoid getting shot
011: You could swear that you noticed a bit of lag when you're walking back to your car.
012: You pass by some buildings and think, "They should break up that bsp with some static meshes." I've done that.
013: When playing basketball, you try to jump through the hoop with the ball to score more points.
014: You try to telefrag someone with a frisbee.
015: you try to run off a cliff while crouching, believing that you cant.
016: You see a reflection in, say, a window and say, "Nice cubemap!"
017: you try to ion blast a group of people with a laser pointer
018: You're walking through a grassy field on a sunny day and you try to work out how to turn off foliage and coronas to improve visibility and FPS
019: You push someone down the stairs to see the karma death
020: You install your windshield wipers on the side of your car. Hopefully, the wipers can cut through stuff.
021: Your hear/make random Unreal Releated sounds throught your day.
022: You tend to try and find the button in your car which fires Huge laser beams at oncoming traffic.
023: You try to perform physical taunts.
024: You tell your boss your ill so that you can play ut2004 some more.
025: you get in bed with your wife/misses and shout you whore.
026: You watch video footage of yourself taking a hard fall on your bike and admire the "karma death"
026: You keep walking up to work associates and constantly keep telling them "GG!".
027: If you see someone's handkerchief you quickly grab it and scream at the top of your lungs, "I've got the flag!!!!" Then start running in the opposite direction.
028: You look at someone in the distance and swear the scale is ****ed
029: When planning a new room out in your house, you make and design it in UED first
030: You've left your girlfriends early to play clan games
031: If you work in a games shop - you make sure that every unreal game, or unreal engine based games is always at the front of the shelfs.
032: Your torch battery's run out and you start to ***** about dynamic lighting
033: you have the urge to paint that green bubble texture on your walls
034: When you decide to draw CHIBI UT CHARACTERS!!1~eleven
035: You complain when you don't get 7 points for a slam dunk in basketball practice
036: You run around swatting flies, bugs, small lizards etc adding up your score while shouting that the next wave has Warlords
037: You constantly listen for footsteps and keep an eye on the clock. Every 55 seconds you go insanely wild and start shouting, "Where is teh 100A FFS!!!"
038: You lead an action to ban sales of Jell-o, arguing it's too overpowered and unbalanced.
039: When you read things you can hear the unreal announcer saying it in your head
040: You do the pelvic thrust when you score a point in ping pong.
041: You refer to victory in a game of chess as a "monster kill".
042: You tell your friends that you can hook them up with some hot chick called Sapphire.
043: You paint your vitamin pills into a Orange and white colour, then exclaim to everyone, "OMFG Look! I have ADDRRRRRRRRRRRENALLINE!!!". You then injest the tablet and hop back twice then forward twice and shout "Booster". You fanatically claim to your friends that you are healing yourself.
044: when playing real sports, and sucking at it, call them all l4m3r5, and tell them you would pwn them in 5 mins of Unreal tournament 2003.
045: (For the disturbed) You wake up, jump in the car and immediately run the first pedestrian over. You then start screaming "ROOOOAAAAAADKILLLLL!!!"
046: you carve the unreal logo into a desk at school with a carving tool
047: When on elevators you jump just before the elevator stops on its way up to get that "needed boost"
048: Trying to shield jump with a pogo stick
049: You imagine ways to get to the top of buildings in your city without the Translocater using the boost dodge and shield jump (with your pogo stick of course)
050: When you trip and fall down you blame it on the LAG.
051: Hocking snot at people has become a habit for you, upon a hit you yell out "BIOLOB!"
052: You become oddly paranoid about spawncampers during thunderstorms
052: start doodling randomly in class (or work) and have that doodle turn into a player model.
053: having l33tsp34k become more of your everyday language.
054: You tend to post threads like this one
055: when playing other games, when you hit someone in the head, yell out headshot like the announcer
056: You start using the word "own" or "ownage" in every day situations
057: walking through a crowded hallway and think how quickly this place would
clear up if you just hit a nice shock combo right in the center....
058: Using the words Roger, Affirmative and Got it instead of Yes.
059: You call american football Bombing Run
060: I quit playing pictionary because it was alot of spam and nothing else. I swear people just blurt out whatever they can! Sheer spammage!
061: you complain how guns in real life arent "balanced"
062: when you see someone running around in circles you look for the "rebuild paths" option
063: you jump into moving traffic to see your karma enhanced body get smeared
on a windshield and then complain about the lack of gibs
064: you rob a bank then while backing out of the door you frantically search for your shield gun
065: during an intimate moment with your GF you yell out "HEADSHOT!!!"
066: think about whether or not your house would be a good map to play in.
067: When your outside, you look at the lighting, shadows, fog and other ambiance.
068: At work, you try and get the game to work on a PC thats got lower requirements than UT.
069: use ut2003 map names in every day speach.
070: make coments about over use of shaders in real life
071: think about what starbucks would look like as a ut2003 map
072: explain how cel-shading is accomplished
073: random outbursts of ut2003 taunts/announcements
074: play games of ut2003 in your brain
075: Whenever anyone asks you about a due date, deadline, or any other
appointment, your reply is always the same: "Two weeks."
076: You pimp ut2004 while playing other videogames
077: Can't play games at home due to satelite, and since the college you go to has a policy against isntalling software, you burn the Unreal Tournament game directory to a CD so you can play it from CD at the school.
078: You buy a DVD-RW drive so you can do this with UT2003 as well.
079: Policy, shmolicy
080: Refer to 013.
081: You tend to let your game persona get the better of you in the real world. "Hi, dude!"..."OMFG Hi2u!!LOLOLOL NEWBI3!"
082: when watching movies (like the matrix) start yelled at people to PM the admin because of the effing h4xx0rs
083: When EVERYTHING you see during the day gets broken down into "how would i model that in max?" or "that would make a good map!"
084: You look around at nature and awe at how good the anti-aliasing is.
085: You wonder what resolution the world runs in
086: When you lose at any sports, you think about what hacks the opposing player(s) must be using.
087: You actually read all of this thread.
088: When bored, you imagine capture the flag matches happenning in your surroundings and analyze the poor map design.
089: you're really worried that "this circle-strafing is all too obvious" when walking around the cristmas-tree.
090: You dont laugh anymore but you will say LOL
091: You think "progamers" aren't nerds.
092: you start threads like this every once in a while ...
093: you find that you can fill them quite easily on your own ...
094: you start answering threads like these with at least one suggestion per post ...
095: you wonder
what politicians do to avoid chatspam ...
096: You copied this thread onto about 4 other forums
097: When walking along the street your looking for place to boost dodge
098: When walking around your looking for places where people may be hiding with an LG
099: You walk into walls/grids because there may be a 100 shield behind it
100: Youve played UT....
