kAoS

omG, U GUYS.. AS IF KAOS IS THE BEST CLAN, U GUYS FKN SUCK AT EVERYTHING. Gades, u didnt beat dude, ur score suckz. and as for u all thinking ur cool. I mean SIF dispute the result btwn u and frks...LMAO why dispute it? coz u got owned 6:0 ahhahaa. OMG MAN U GUYS SUCK!

Written like a 10yr. wd

Vulcan, I don't mean to be this demeaning but...

I just felt an instantaneous and unstoppable urge to inform you that you don't just suck like a supersonic jet engine on high-octane fuel; no, you are the singularity and event horizon of Suck: The Supermassive Black Hole of Suck. Yes, your Suck is so powerful that nothing - nothing - escapes its pull. Oh, did I mention that you suck?

Freak, stop talking like you are shitting razor blades out of your camel toe ass. Relax, and go play Join-The-Dots or something...even if you've only mastered 3 dots.

In closing, I helpfully suggest that you support your local Search & Rescue Unit, and get lost, before I ram an electric cattle prod up your ass and set the voltage to "Kill.", you cerebrally-deluded gimp.

Your sincerely

Gades.

bannage!

<!--QuoteBegin-[kAøS]gades+Aug 11 2004, 04:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ([kAøS]gades @ Aug 11 2004, 04:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Vulcan, I don't mean to be this demeaning but...

I just felt an instantaneous and unstoppable urge to inform you that you don't just suck like a supersonic jet engine on high-octane fuel; no, you are the singularity and event horizon of Suck: The Supermassive Black Hole of Suck. Yes, your Suck is so powerful that nothing - nothing - escapes its pull. Oh, did I mention that you suck?

Freak, stop talking like you are shitting razor blades out of your camel toe ass. Relax, and go play Join-The-Dots or something...even if you've only mastered 3 dots.

In closing, I helpfully suggest that you support your local Search & Rescue Unit, and get lost, before I ram an electric cattle prod up your ass and set the voltage to "Kill.", you cerebrally-deluded gimp.

Your sincerely

Gades. [/quote]
That has got to be the most informative, and well-constructed insult I have ever heard.. Good work hehe

Sad to see this shit happening again :(

Consider that a one time thing equinox, a little out of character on my behalf. Still, this exception was fun.

<!--QuoteBegin-Vulca/\/+Aug 11 2004, 02:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vulca/\/ @ Aug 11 2004, 02:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> omG, U GUYS.. AS IF KAOS IS THE BEST CLAN, U GUYS FKN SUCK AT EVERYTHING. Gades, u didnt beat dude, ur score suckz. and as for u all thinking ur cool. I mean SIF dispute the result btwn u and frks...LMAO why dispute it? coz u got owned 6:0 ahhahaa. OMG MAN U GUYS SUCK! [/quote]
Who is this little toolkit anyways mate wen u grow a dick come back an talk to us litte biatch..

sif man sif :angry:

in the words of disko "bandage"

weather kAoS is the most powerful team or not, they still win by being th nicest clan out there. they share infomation which can excel ur game, they dont abuse eachother when someone draggs th game and they dont go to other clans servers and pay the piss out on them!

:ph34r:

<!--QuoteBegin-[kAøS+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ([kAøS)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->gades,Aug 11 2004, 04:36 PM] Vulcan, I don't mean to be this demeaning but...

I just felt an instantaneous and unstoppable urge to inform you that you don't just suck like a supersonic jet engine on high-octane fuel; no, you are the singularity and event horizon of Suck: The Supermassive Black Hole of Suck. Yes, your Suck is so powerful that nothing - nothing - escapes its pull. Oh, did I mention that you suck?

Freak, stop talking like you are shitting razor blades out of your camel toe ass. Relax, and go play Join-The-Dots or something...even if you've only mastered 3 dots.

In closing, I helpfully suggest that you support your local Search & Rescue Unit, and get lost, before I ram an electric cattle prod up your ass and set the voltage to "Kill.", you cerebrally-deluded gimp.

Your sincerely

Gades. [/quote]
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DUDE!

That has to be the single most funniest reply I had ever seen!


OMG

OMG OMG OMG OMG, my cheeks hurt, and I am hiccuping from laughing so much!!!!!!

Props on to yer! Mind if I copy it?

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