HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!

Post by **kAoS-aZZie** » 30 Mar 2005 11:19

/sneaks out back door to hide her prozac & lithium b4 anyone notices . . . i aint crazy ::nono::

Post by **kAoS-Acer** » 30 Mar 2005 23:08

Too late azzie - caught u this time! ::nono::

I can see the headlines now:

DRUG SCANDAL EXPOSED IN KAOS CLAN

Today police began investigating claims that 2
members of the ut2004 clan "kAoS" were involved
in drug smuggling and consumption. Apparently
one of the two, named aZZie, was the supplier,
while the second member, Xaero, attempted to sell
the drugs to other kAoS members. Senior member
and clan leader gammo had the following to say:
"Fuck them. Fuck drugs. And fuck Easter".
Police are confident that they have caught the
drug peddlers before they caused any real damage.
The investigation will resume tomorrow.

Post by **Xaero** » 31 Mar 2005 12:04

where the f**k is my 1 phonecall u stupid bastards ::uberevil::

March 31st 10:20 am:

a call was made to

0400343001 (i just made that up, feel free to try it)

after 2 rings
[conversation]2k: hello?
Xaero : yeah man, its me i need you to bust me out of jail
2k: howd u get in there?
Xaero

amn azzie gave me stolen drugs, and then acer ratted me...oh and wakko's dead, too much riadilin
2k: Holy F**k!
Xaero: u gotta get me out man, im too young and good looking to be in jail..in here they'll pass me around like currency...the worst thing is, fear sickz is here, he's my cellmate, and i dont like the way he's acting ::wtf2::

and i dont like what azzie's doing, i think she's trying to get the guards 'favour' :roll:

2k: i dont have money, ill have to bust u out! i'll bring Druzilla and R@ge
Xaero: OMG PLEASE HURRY...DAMN IT SICKZ CUT THAT SHIT OUT!
2k: :eek:

[/conversation]

25 minutes later
2k: how in hell was i supposed to know
Xaero: how dumb can u get, storming the jail through the f**ken front door! how dumb is that
2k: shut-up!
Xaero: Where were Druzilla and R@ge?
2k: they couldn't come
Xaero: why?
2k: Druzilla is still underground for his weapons of mass destruction thing and Rage...well lets just say that the prozac u were selling...well it was laced with cocaine. Last i heard, he was on JSG server paying out DX...nobody's seen him since..
Gammo : Fuck easter!
Xaero and 2k: shut the f**k up!
Xaero: Why is Gammo here?
2k: i couldn't leave him by himself, he keeps swearing at people who are bigger than him.. im scared someones gonna kill him...
Xaero: u still didn't have to bring him along...i mean jeez...he just kicked sickz in the nuts...
2k: well if we get out let's just leave him here
Xaero: deal

::flatulator::

.....Xaero: Goddamn it sickz!

no offence intended to anyone, just crazy humour

Post by **kAoS-aZZie** » 31 Mar 2005 12:19

hmm suspect i know a good lawyer if u need Xaero, she is working on my case already! ::haha::

WD Acer

Xaero i will PM u with a note of my thearpist's name

BTW i have absolutely no remorse . . . those damn drugs were wicked man, musta been the cocaine lacing (;)@R@ge)

Post by **kAoS-2k** » 31 Mar 2005 13:59

LOL good one !!!

Post by **gämmö** » 31 Mar 2005 14:36

lolololololol

Post by **kAoS-Acer** » 31 Mar 2005 23:43

My reaction to Xaero's post : :eek:

Just in case u missed it, here it is again: :eek:

Three's a charm:
[marq=right]:eek:[/marq]

[marq=left]:eek: [/marq]

PS. Get gammo to kick sickz in the nuts a few more times for me, than maybe break his hand so that he can't play on saturday

Post by **Xaero** » 01 Apr 2005 11:25

In a non-disclosed UT2004 Game server, kAoS try to find a plan to beat clan Fear....

2k: so what do we do?
R@ge:how about we run around in circles in our base!
Gades: sounds good to me
2k: u 2 go over there....keep going....keep going....yes over the edge of the map....why, because i tell u to.

(screams are heard, as the two players fall to their deaths)

Ok, any real ideas?
Druzilla: how about i walk into their base, with no weapon steal the flag, randomly walk around, go get some lunch, come back, get to our base and score?
2k: U think of that all by yourself?
Druzilla: No, its all here in this Strategie Mag, "How to become a more annoying N00b"
Wakko: what we need is riadilin!
Azzie: Hey Wakko, ive got some riadilin cheap, i found it in the gutter...
Wakko: ::drool::

Sirro: ive got an idea, ive got these capsules, that if u get them wet, they turn into raptors, we can fly all over the map...here i'll show you.
Acer(too small a part to have a coloured name):(walks into the base) man have i got a headache, oh thanks Sirro, a panadol
2k: wait dont take....(Xaero interrupts)
Xaero: Shut-up this will be good, go ahead Acer.

(acer swallows the pill with water)
Xaero: how long till the change Sirro?
Sirro: about 10 seconds...
10
9
8
Druzilla: we should probably move away from him....
7
Azzie: yeah
6
5
Acer: hey man this pill's making me feel all screwy
4
4
Xaero: yeah a raptors gonna explode out of your stomach, you might feel a little pain, and then the raptor will appear and you go SPLAT!
3
Acer: Oh f**k!
2
Sirro: that preety much sums it up...yeah
1
0

Xaero: sweet
2k: oh man, i just cleaned my armour..

Xaero: Face it, were screwed
we have 2 choices
1) we give them the raptor pills and say they're steroids, my guess is we would wipe out about 80% of the clan
or
2) we take them out 1 by 1, and the apprehension of getting taken out, will scare the crap out of them, then clan fear will be scared...get it...the parody of their name and how they feel...
2k: you need to get out more...still i like the idea, we can make it look like an accident

stage 1 of the plan will be "let's get Heero"..we'll see how much of a Heero he is.

Druzilla: Where will we get him?

2k: i have 3 words. Capture the flag
Sirro: 'the' is a conjunction
2k:What?
Sirro: 'the' is a conjunction
2k:no it's not
Sirro: it's not?
2k:no, a conjunction is a word that is used to join a word to another, such as 'and', 'or' and 'but'
Druzilla:'but' is a preposition
2k: Whatever! its still a damn word!
Now u know why we leave u 2 behind to defend the flag, jeez.

Druzilla: that was harsh man. and for the record im the best defender on this team!
Xaero only because ur such a camper, the flag sticks up your ass, so no-one wants to steal it
Druzilla: Whatever works
Gammo let's get on with it! let's get Heero
2k: dude, why is your name in pink 0_o
Gammo: It was the only colur left... :roll:

....anyway your missing the point
Xaero:Sure it was..ur a freak. hahaha
Gammo: yeah Xaero you think your really funny. let's have a go at Gammo, just cause he does all the work, atleast i have a decent internet connection!
Xaero: What are u trying to say pinky!
Gammo: that u are poor
Xaero: your so dead..u better watch out, cause im gonna get you!
Gammo: (sacrastic tone)im so scared..ooooooooohh
Xaero: What'd u say!
Gammo: Nothing
Xaero: it'd better be...

(to be continued)

Post by **kAoS-Druzilla** » 01 Apr 2005 11:48

Post by **Xaero** » 01 Apr 2005 12:11

above post edited, for more hilarity

btw (again no offence intended)

ill probably stop there unless i have reason, or funny enough thoughts to continue

Post by **gämmö** » 01 Apr 2005 12:28

lolol

hahahahahahahaha

Post by **gämmö** » 01 Apr 2005 13:32

If you are indeed going to makes this a syndicated serial event..

i sugest you make it a clean fresh post in Motley.. with its own dedicated topic title, like....

kAoS Times..... (or something to the effect of what it is that it is that you are doing....You get ma drift..... )

=]

should be good reading every week... lololololol

psx6: If anyone takes offence.. then man... u need to talk to eKy and derroo..... =]

Post by **kAoS-2k** » 01 Apr 2005 13:37

This is looking good. LOVET

let's change the topic to War of The Clonw!!!

[marq=left] ::haha::

[/marq]

Post by **kAoS-Rage** » 01 Apr 2005 14:19

HAHAHA nice Xaero fuck that funny ::haha::

Post by **kAoS-sirro** » 01 Apr 2005 19:13

luv it

but im sick of easter ::hissyfit::

the title pisses me offf....whoops now theyl make a post :easter cuddly bunnies: next ::nono::