farken virus just won't leave my system.. ffs..
and it don't help i don't eat much fruit to begin with.. ffs...
wanna stay out of the sick bay...?
Then eat your fucking greens!!!.. ffs... so obvious...
fark.. i been smoking the greens......
mmmmm...
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hmmmmm....
maybe dat's why i'm so fucked...
fark so hungry and still no will to eat....
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Anyways.....
I've watched a ton of movies since friday.....
Got blown away by the Korean thriller "Chaser" fark wat an awesome movie.... woah...... sooooooooo goooodd.........
Here's my "Micro-Review" listing......
Speed Racer; was actually quite good... lots of fun watching dat one...
Hancock; was pretty lame.. ok.. but pointless and self indulgent....
The Dark Knight; was very good.. a bit convuluted, but stil prob the best blockbuster of the summer.. for sure...
Taken; Lian Neeson's new one about human traffiking was ok.. unrealistic...
Hulk; Suxed pretty hard... some terrible acting and so-so Fx... actually BORING to be honest....
IronMan; Dead duck... nothing interesting or new.. same old same oh.. Downey jnr is always kool but...
Red Cliff; John Woo's latest action epic, is actually pretty interesting if a bit of amess... some scenes are just plain spectacular, others just plain unexplicable... split into a triology, this was only part one.... Waiting on the others to be made.. lol
Southland Tales; Very good, very interesting and off the wall dark humor and some very surreal moments...
Otis; picth black serail killer comedy, very, very good.. very funny and has some very good twist....
Epic movie; was just plain epic shit!
Deception; Average crime noir.... some interesting stuff and some very good scenes, but loop hole city, with a soft center that goes against it's intents and purposes...
The Grand; very funny off the wall Vegas Poker story with woody harrelson, a bit flat.... but still lots of fun...
American Zombie; this one is awesome!!!!.. Great mocumentary... Suprised me on every level, it really is a very clever and exceptionally well made feature... the scene were john ask one of the Zombies if they eat human flesh.. it absolutely pricelesss... lolol
American Meth; utterlly soul destroying experience... so deeply sad and tragic is this documentary that it will shake you to the core... must see film!!! Why?! Because meth is an epidemic and it's here and it's NOW!
Wanted; Pretty good action flick... some pretty wild and outrageous action scenes... loop hole city, but who cares wen Angelina looks dat good blowing brains out with her trusty arsenal of firearms and lip gloss.. great.. but complete and utter bullshit....
The Bank Job; Great caper flick, great fun....
watched many more, arthouse films, underground horror, surreal works, abstrack and just plain nasty shit.... but you jerks haven't a clue... so no point dribbling about them.... suffice to say, if you want to be rocked out of your comfort zone and want to visit a place were depravity, darkness and death lives, then imbd the following titles, tell me wich one gives ya the biggest boner and I'll get you a copy....
Alternatively you can visit you local church or religous representative to get your dose of violence, hate and death..... joo calll......
Here's the sickos list.. more to come.... dunno.. someday;
Rubber Lovers
Goyu
Ichy the Killer
Whore
El Topo
Sante Sangre (Holy Blood)
Entrails of a Beautiful Woman
Sweet Movie
Pink Flamingos
The Devils Experiments (Part 1 to 6)
Necromantic 1 & 2
You have been warned thou..... not for the faint hearted or for those who think Walt Disney should run our Education System, then i suggest you pull your finger nails out with a grinder, you'll find it much more pleasent then any of the titles on the Sicko's List......
Don't be a buch of arse's and post some of your micro reviews to any of the above titles or add your own reconmendations to this threath.... k.... ffs...
