Check it out, what a fine day out there.
A fine day calls for a fine drive in my HumVee.G20. Oh shite, need to do a pee...
I better go upstairs...hold on, where was that toilet again?
This guy seems to be hanging around, maybe he knows. "Excuse me dude, wherz the shitter?"
"Oiy mate, wherz the crapper? WAKEUP!"
Maybe the cleaner knows. Nope, she's brain dead.
UHU! Fatso over there looks like he needs to go let loose, Ill just follow him?
HA! Knew fatso would bring the goods...damn and the smell.
Phwar! Looks like fatso came to early.

Mummy